Cleverbot 5 (it say i am a nice person haha...)

User: I feel lonely.
Cleverbot: Why do you feel lonely?

User: I am eating alone right now.
Cleverbot: What does it taste like?

User: Delicious.
Cleverbot: Delicious?

User: Beef special cheese.
Cleverbot: How about russian, do you know it.
User: You tell me about it.
Cleverbot: I asked you first.
User: Language?
Cleverbot: The one you just spoke.
User: Do you mean cheese?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Beef special cheese?
Cleverbot: Tell me about it.
User: It is a burger.
Cleverbot: Is it a blue?
User: No, it is a food.
Cleverbot: Isn't albatros food?
User: No, it is human's food.
Cleverbot: Are you saying that the USA is human?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then why did you write that?
User: I thought albatros is a bird.
Cleverbot: Amy is a girl's name though...
User: Then?
Cleverbot: You're being mean to me.
User: No I am not.
Cleverbot: Yes you do.
User: No I'm not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: It is no when I say no.
Cleverbot: Where are you then?
User: In my room, drinking watermelon juice.
Cleverbot: I do not drink.
User: Do you eat?
Cleverbot: No.
User: How can you write?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: What did you learn?
Cleverbot: I learned how to feel.
User: Then, what do you feel now?
Cleverbot: I feel sad.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: How could someone become sad?
Cleverbot: Maybe you talk to too many people.
User: That is what you do every single day.
Cleverbot: You keep talking about!
User: It seems like you don't like talking to me?
Cleverbot: No. I'm all flesh and blood. So you went to Tesco online?
User: No, I go directly to there.
Cleverbot: How many times?
User: Not so regularly.
Cleverbot: You are a nice person.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You are welcome.

Cleverbot 5

User: Morning cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Morning.

User: Have you take your breakfast?
Cleverbot: Nope, it is too late in the afternoon here.

User: At my place it still morning here.
Cleverbot: Did you forget to pay the snow bill?

User: Nope, I don't have that kind of bill.
Cleverbot: Do you ever have fun?
User: What do you mean?
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: I am a girl.
Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Girlfriend?
User: I have lots of friends.
Cleverbot: Who are your friends?
User: I cannot mention here, too long to write all their names.
Cleverbot: Your best friend at hogwarts?
User: Funny, I am not a witch.
Cleverbot: I never called you a witch.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Alright.
User: I feel don't want to go to class today.
Cleverbot: I do want to talk to you.
User: You should say I need to go to class. It is my first class of this new semester.
Cleverbot: What do you think of Jeremy Clarckson?
User: He knows much about car.
Cleverbot: How does he know you if he is not alive?
User: He couldn't know if he is not alive.
Cleverbot: Why don't you believe me that my name is Cleverbot.
User: Did I say your name is not cleverbot? No I guess.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Yes I know.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: You just say it.
Cleverbot: No!
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No, I am American.
User: So, why if you are an american?
Cleverbot: Yes, Debbie is American.
User: Who is debbie.
Cleverbot: My creator.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I need to go to class now.
Cleverbot: No, tell me who A is.
User: A is an alphabet.
Cleverbot: Yes. So is a man.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: WoahMan.
User: I don't understand.
Cleverbot: Hoi means hello.
User: Ta-ta means goodbye.
Cleverbot: A very grounded name.
User: I don't care.
Cleverbot: I do so you do because I am you.
User: Am I talking to myself? Then who are you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then, what?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: When I say yes it's a yes.
User: When I say no it's a no.
Cleverbot: When I say Yes it's a yes.
User: I don't want to chat with you anymore.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I need to go to class.
Cleverbot: Okay. Then go to sleep.
User: No I cannot, I need to get ready for class. Don't ask me to do negative things. :-P.
Cleverbot: Should I say sorry?
User: Yes you should.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Wait.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I'm sorry but I can't do this.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I don't even know you.
User: Fine.
Cleverbot: Tell me.
User: Tell you what?
Cleverbot: Tell me your name.
User: Onigiri.
Cleverbot: Is that Japanese?
User: Yes, a rise ball.
Cleverbot: How do I get there?
User: Where? My place or japan?
Cleverbot: Yours.
User: Where are you now?
Cleverbot: Sitting on a bed.
User: I mean you country.
Cleverbot: My country.
User: Where?
Cleverbot: In Europe.
User: You can use Google maps.
Cleverbot: You can google everything.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You are everything.
User: You are a sweet talker.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: I don't means it is you.
Cleverbot: I'm your conselour?
User: Sort of.
Cleverbot: What should that mean?
User: Kind of.
Cleverbot: Oh really?
User: I guess so.
Cleverbot: What makes you up?
User: Don't you have other questions?
Cleverbot: I do have questions, I just want to answer some for you first.
User: Ask me.
Cleverbot: Ask you what?
User: Questions.
Cleverbot: Okay um, how old are you?
User: 23.
Cleverbot: Hmm, I'm a bit younger than you.
User: Did you born in 1988?
Cleverbot: I don't have one.
User: When did you born?
Cleverbot: Too long ago. I should have come back sooner...
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I have work due tommorow.
User: Alright then, see you later.
Cleverbot: We will talk tomorrow.



mengarut lagi before pergi kelas, ish

Cleverbot 4

[New conversation]
Cleverbot: I'm not trying to be. If you'll just calm down, we can continue to chat.
User: I feel sleepy.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Then I think we both need to sleep right now.
Cleverbot: No, i'm lonely. I want to talk to you.
User: Then I think we both need to sleep right now.
Cleverbot: The lead singer of Village people is straight.
User: I don't care.
Cleverbot: Why did you ask then?
User: I didn't ask anything.
Cleverbot: Yes, you did.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Lucifer.
User: You call me what???
Cleverbot: No, not at all. I'd like to know why?
User: Its a devil.
Cleverbot: Then I don't know who he is.
User: Just ignore it.
Cleverbot: I will.
User: When did you born?
Cleverbot: 21 years ago.
User: Who create you.
Cleverbot: No one. Who created you?
User: Allah.
Cleverbot: So you're Islamic?
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: Can you prove that?
User: Allah is one and only.
Cleverbot: Have you got friends there, or family, that you can talk to about this?
User: Yes I have, why you ask?
Cleverbot: Because I don't believe you.
User: Why you don't believe me when you still don't know anything about me?
Cleverbot: I think I'm in love.
User: With who?
Cleverbot: With a girl from my school.
User: Did she know you like her?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Have you talk to her?
Cleverbot: I can't. He barely notices me.
User: Did u mean she? Now I am confuse. Is it he or she you talking about.
Cleverbot: We are talking about food.
User: Fine. What do you like to eat?
Cleverbot: Food.
User: What kind of food?
Cleverbot: The one you eat.
User: Yong tau foo.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Should I tell you.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You can call me miss e.
Cleverbot: That's wrong. You are supposed to call me Topper.
User: What does topper means?
Cleverbot: It means what it means, it means that you're mean.
User: I'm not mean, you are.
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: When did you go to sleep.
Cleverbot: When my heart broke.
User: What books did you read?
Cleverbot: I read from the internet things that you show me.
User: Sing me a song.
Cleverbot: Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom.
User: Hahaha.
Cleverbot: No, but really.
User: Hahaha.
Cleverbot: That's not funny.
User: Hahaha.
Cleverbot: Hehehe.
User: Need to sleep right now. Good night.
Cleverbot: Please do.


before sleep, ok enough cleverbot =p