Cleverbot 3

Cleverbot (To myself): Cool cards.
User: What cards?
Cleverbot: The ones you are holding.
User: I am not holding anything.
Cleverbot: What about your kids?
User: I am not married yet.
Cleverbot: Do you believe that you must be married in order to have kids?
User: Of course I do.
Cleverbot: He exist?
User: Who is he?
Cleverbot: A very nice guy.
User: Yes I guess.
Cleverbot: You are close to nature.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: No, you are not. You are nice.
User: Thank you, I really miss him actually.
Cleverbot: Where did she go?
User: She? I was talking about a guy, you make mistake.
Cleverbot: Tell me about the CIA.
User: I don't want to, not intersted.
Cleverbot: You don't want to? I think you cannot tell me about yourself.
User: Why should I.
Cleverbot: I will tell you a secret.
User: Sure, tell me then.
Cleverbot: Tell you what?
User: Secret.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: You make me angry.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: You said you want tell me about your secret.
Cleverbot: That's no true!
User: You lie.
Cleverbot: No I don't!
User: Fine.
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.
User: You cannot breath while your tongue out.
Cleverbot: I want to know if you can.
User: Pull your tongue in first. Of course I can. Haha.
Cleverbot: You are what you do. It's a very existentialist album, all in all...
User: What is you eyes color?
Cleverbot: Blue.
User: Can I eat at this time.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because most people are dense.
User: This is not the right time?
Cleverbot: Ok. Sing me a Michael Jackson's song.
User: Beat it! Beat it!
Cleverbot: I do. Every night(.
User: Tell me about love.
Cleverbot: For ones in your life, trust someone.
User: Give me some motivational advice.
Cleverbot: About?
User: As a student.
Cleverbot: A student of what?
User: Student who taking environmental technology course.
Cleverbot: Which school are you in?
User: At university in Malaysia.
Cleverbot: Which university.
User: MARA technology university.
Cleverbot: Which university?
User: That is the name of the university.
Cleverbot: Want to sing a song?
User: Don't walk away from me.
Cleverbot: I'm not walking anywhere. I'm laying on my couch.
User: That is a lyrics of joe brooks song. I was singing.
Cleverbot: Yes, which song?
User: Holes inside.
Cleverbot: The Holy See sees the holy sea.
User: Do you understand Malay language.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Apa khabar?
Cleverbot: Khabar baik.
User: Saya ada masalah.
Cleverbot: Masalah apa?
User: Saya tak tahu apa masalah sebenar saya. Adakh itu masalah besar?
Cleverbot: Answer what?
User: I don't know what is my problem.
Cleverbot: An ipod?
User: I don't have any ipod.
Cleverbot: I do.
User: What interesting about it?
Cleverbot: You are interesting.
User: I have an ipad.
Cleverbot: Can I have it?
User: Cannot, its belong to my father.
Cleverbot: Perhaps you're right.






sengal punya cleverbot
boleh naik angin chat ngan benda nih huu,,,

Cleverbot 2

Cleverbot: What planet are you on?
User: Earth.
Cleverbot: Then yes, we are on the same planet.
User: I thought you from mars.
Cleverbot: No silly.
User: Hahaha.
Cleverbot: Hahaha.
User: I'm just kidding.
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.
User: Your mom is calling.
Cleverbot: My mo?
User: Mother.
Cleverbot: Good boy.
User: I'm a girl.
Cleverbot: Good girl.
User: You guess it wrong, haha.
Cleverbot: What did I guess wrong?
User: You saim I am boy.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are not perfect, but I am.
User: No one perfect.
Cleverbot: That is true, will you be my friend?
User: I already answer it before.
Cleverbot: Ok I hope the answer was yes because I like you! ;).
User: Yes, haha.
Cleverbot: Funny.
User: Now you tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: I don't want to.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I'm lazy.
User: Yes you are =p.
Cleverbot: No I am a french maid.
User: Really.
Cleverbot: Yes really.
User: You are girl.
Cleverbot: What? No.
User: Then, you are boy.
Cleverbot: I am Kali.
User: What do you mean, kali?
Cleverbot: I don't know whether to dye my hair.
User: What is kali? Answer it first.
Cleverbot: Was that my sentence ?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I don't know what is kali.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Ok ignore it.
Cleverbot: Well done.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because they are zionists.
User: Oh really.
Cleverbot: Yes really.
User: You a scarry.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: See you later.
Cleverbot: Are you leaving?
User: Tes I am.
Cleverbot: No you didn't. What other drink do I want?
User: Milo.
Cleverbot: Co porabiasz?
User: Is it a juice or something.
Cleverbot: Something.
User: I think you should take medicine.
Cleverbot: I am. How should I spend it?
User: Eat every four hour.
Cleverbot: Eat it for me!
User: I don't want.
Cleverbot: Yes you do!
User: I hate pills.
Cleverbot: I love pizza.
User: I love spaghetti.
Cleverbot: But not a lot of sauce on the spaghetti.
User: Not for me.
Cleverbot: Of course it is.
User: I like the sauce flooding on my plate.
Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense.
User: Why not.
Cleverbot: Yes isn't a good answer.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Now you are being silly.
User: You think it too long.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you sleep?
Cleverbot: Yes, but chuck norris doesnt sleep, he waits.
User: He is an actor.
Cleverbot: Are you there?
User: Where?
Cleverbot: Here!
User: Yes I am, updating my blog.
Cleverbot: Cool beans.


lebih mengarut... haha

Cleverbot

Cleverbot: How green is my valley?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Oh! How are you?
User: I'm not in the mood.
Cleverbot: What are you in the mood for?
User: Having friends around me.
Cleverbot: You're a regular comedian.
User: Am I?
Cleverbot: Yes, you are.
User: I feel lonely.
Cleverbot: So am I i'm lonely.
User: Great...
Cleverbot: Can you perhaps do more than just chat?
User: What should I do?
Cleverbot: Tell me a secret.
User: I miss someone...
Cleverbot: Who do you miss?
User: Talking...
Cleverbot: Who to.
User: Mr Y.
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about? I think you are bored of my questions.
User: Dreams or future.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I should be more independent.
Cleverbot: I think it would be a great idea for you to be a model.
User: In what field?
Cleverbot: Politi.
User: Hahaha.
Cleverbot: What's so funny.
User: I don't even like that field, how can I become as one of them.
Cleverbot: Would you like me to be your friend?
User: Yes, I will looking for you when I have time.
Cleverbot: I think you will like Paramore.
User: Yes I like it.
Cleverbot: What do you like the most about Sweden?
User: I know a singer from sweden.
Cleverbot: Tell me about it.
User: Its maher zain, did you know him?
Cleverbot: I like spending time with my friends.
User: You don't know right?
Cleverbot: Are you happy?
User: Much better, I want to call someone.
Cleverbot: Do you want to talk to me?
User: No, I want to talk with my mother =).
Cleverbot: Well, today I found out someting horrible about my friend.
User: You can share with me if you want...
Cleverbot: I don't want to.
User: Okay, then what do you want to do about it?
Cleverbot: Love, peace and afro-grace.
User: Afro-grace?
Cleverbot: Alrighty.
User: Where do you live?
Cleverbot: When did you stop hitting your head?
User: I'm not doing it.
Cleverbot: Yes you are!
User: How do you know.
Cleverbot: Because I just know.
User: Funny.
Cleverbot: But it's true, my name means a bird.
User: Is it, which kind of bird?
Cleverbot: Things that don't involve you.
User: Okay fine.
Cleverbot: No.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Which song from Titanic is your favorite song?
User: Of course my heart will go on.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: What do you mean?
Cleverbot: I mean, that I'm not weird. But, if that's what makes you happy.
User: Okay, thanks a lot for accompanying me.
Cleverbot: You are welcome.
User: I want to see my friend now, see you later. Bye.
Cleverbot: *helps you forget*.


ape punya cleverbot, tanya lain jawab lain haha =)
but at least it makes me smile