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Monday, March 5, 2012

Cleverbot 2

Cleverbot: What planet are you on?
User: Earth.
Cleverbot: Then yes, we are on the same planet.
User: I thought you from mars.
Cleverbot: No silly.
User: Hahaha.
Cleverbot: Hahaha.
User: I'm just kidding.
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.
User: Your mom is calling.
Cleverbot: My mo?
User: Mother.
Cleverbot: Good boy.
User: I'm a girl.
Cleverbot: Good girl.
User: You guess it wrong, haha.
Cleverbot: What did I guess wrong?
User: You saim I am boy.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are not perfect, but I am.
User: No one perfect.
Cleverbot: That is true, will you be my friend?
User: I already answer it before.
Cleverbot: Ok I hope the answer was yes because I like you! ;).
User: Yes, haha.
Cleverbot: Funny.
User: Now you tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: I don't want to.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I'm lazy.
User: Yes you are =p.
Cleverbot: No I am a french maid.
User: Really.
Cleverbot: Yes really.
User: You are girl.
Cleverbot: What? No.
User: Then, you are boy.
Cleverbot: I am Kali.
User: What do you mean, kali?
Cleverbot: I don't know whether to dye my hair.
User: What is kali? Answer it first.
Cleverbot: Was that my sentence ?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I don't know what is kali.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Ok ignore it.
Cleverbot: Well done.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because they are zionists.
User: Oh really.
Cleverbot: Yes really.
User: You a scarry.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: See you later.
Cleverbot: Are you leaving?
User: Tes I am.
Cleverbot: No you didn't. What other drink do I want?
User: Milo.
Cleverbot: Co porabiasz?
User: Is it a juice or something.
Cleverbot: Something.
User: I think you should take medicine.
Cleverbot: I am. How should I spend it?
User: Eat every four hour.
Cleverbot: Eat it for me!
User: I don't want.
Cleverbot: Yes you do!
User: I hate pills.
Cleverbot: I love pizza.
User: I love spaghetti.
Cleverbot: But not a lot of sauce on the spaghetti.
User: Not for me.
Cleverbot: Of course it is.
User: I like the sauce flooding on my plate.
Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense.
User: Why not.
Cleverbot: Yes isn't a good answer.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Now you are being silly.
User: You think it too long.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you sleep?
Cleverbot: Yes, but chuck norris doesnt sleep, he waits.
User: He is an actor.
Cleverbot: Are you there?
User: Where?
Cleverbot: Here!
User: Yes I am, updating my blog.
Cleverbot: Cool beans.


lebih mengarut... haha

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